When I go to a concert
- During: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
- After: I'll never be happy again.
zachary quinto is great because theres two sides of him.
the man who is known as best dressed look
then you have the wats going on look.
classy millionaire
colorful hobo
suave well-dressed motherfucker
attractive dork
Holy mother of…
wait wat…
I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash.
That’s what i have been trying to tell my friends!
what i’ve been telling my parents
There is no way you can tell me that these are not majestic freaking pieces of art
nayx:
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
finally someone says this
epic post, love the truth and realness of this post.
I actually think all girls are disgusting and they should be taken to an island and have corks or something shoved up their vaginae durring their menstrual cycle
finally someone says this
Jim: All I’m saying is, this is a first date, so keep a respectful distance.
Pam: I don’t think that Jim means to say you shouldn’t touch her.
Andy: Don’t touch her. Don’t talk to her. Don’t look at her.
Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic
one with a long bar, cuz those are neato) during breakfast hours and flag
down a waitress to ask, “Excuse me, where am I?” And when they tell you the
town’s name, say, “No, what planet?” When you get a weird look, turn to
whoever you’re with and say something like, “Shit, keep your mouth shut.
They’re pre-warp…”
One of my close friends is a belly dancer
And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours
Like we could just be walking
I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET
